Where do fisherman get their haircut?

A bobber shop! Dadum Cha!

I just wanted to let everyone know that this week I, Andy Gonzalez, caught a fish for the first time in my whole life! I do not know what the protocol is after catching a fish but I am really excited! It was awesome! I caught it really nonchalant too. I just casted my line as usual, waited for a bite as usual and reeled in for no reason as usual! By the time my line got closer to the dock, reeling in became harder and harder. At this point, I was normal because I thought I had been caught on something which usually happens when I am reeling up from the pier. I kept reeling and reeling just in case I was not really caught and it actually was a fish. To my surprise, a fish popped out of the water with my hook stuck in its mouth! It was so unexpected and amazing but I played it off like I knew what I was doing (I had no idea what I was doing). Regardless, I caught a fish and it was legit so BOOYAH!

Proud fisherman!

I would like to thank my friends and family for supporting me every step of the way, I could not have caught this fish without them. Thank you to Bruce for giving me this chance to shine! I will not be taking my talents to South Beach, I am staying right here in Boston! Please, fish responsibly.